"Why did the feminist cross the road" joke

Hot 1 year agoby Kria

Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

A blind man and his seeing eye dog are in the supermarket doing some shopping. Suddenly in the middle of an aisle, the man picks up his dog by the tail and starts swinging it around. A startled shop assistant rushes over and says to the man "What's the matter?" she more...

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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice fuking bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next more...

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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