"Why did the feminist cross the road" joke

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Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

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Oranges

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
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