"Why did the feminist cross the road" joke

Hot 2 years agoby Kria

Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

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A trucker driving along on the freeway notices a road sign in the distance that reads' Low Bridge Ahead.'Sure enough, the trucker gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.Finally, a police officer arrives at the scene. The cop gets out of his cruiser and walks more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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