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    Air Force One

    Hot 5 years ago

    Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

    The Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk, but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

    "Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.

    "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did." The man muttered, unconcernedly.

    "Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"

    "Yep."

    "Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.

    "Nope. more...

    Advantages of breast milk

    Hot 9 months ago

    The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

    What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

    1. No need to boil.
    2. Cats can't steal it.
    3. Available whenever necessary.

    Ummm... So far so good... maybe... But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

    4. Available in attractive containers.

    Sitting in the sauna, starry-eyed Daniel sighed to a perfect stranger, "YToiow, my wife's an angel."
    "I envy you," the other man snorted. "Mine's still alive."

    A not necessarily well-prepared college student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write?" He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
    1. No need to boil.
    2. Never goes sour.
    3. Available whenever necessary.
    So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly scribbled his definitive answer.
    4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.
    He received an A.

    Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.
    "Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.
    "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
    "Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.
    "Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"
    "Yep."
    "Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
    "Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed more...

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