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    Parrrot boy & daddy

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    There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who
    started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful
    clothing.
    He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with
    red, green,& yellow with feathers.
    The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at, eh? Didn't you do
    anything strange when you were a teenager?"
    "Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.

    Got this from my friend Ana E. Muss.
    After pulling a ditsy temp secretary off phone duty (she put my phone number instead of the caller's on phone messages), I assigned her to something safe: labeling files.
    This task did not include the filing itself, which would have required a thorough grasp of the alphabet; it only involved affixing colorful self-adhesive labels to the outside edge of each file indicating the contract number. She cheerfully labeled throughout the afternoon, completing 150 files.
    The next day, my regular secretary asked why our files had been sealed closed with colorful self-adhesive labels.

    Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot. "Does this parrot talk?" she asked.
    "Yes, he does," the manager told her.
    "But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?", she asked.
    "Well, ma'am," the manager told her, "not everyone would want to own this parrot. He spent many years in a whore house and his language is terrible."
    "Well, I want him," she said.
    "Suit yourself," the manager shrugged.
    When she got the parrot back to the White House, she uncovered his cage and admired the colorful bird. The parrot tilted his head to one side, looked her straight in the eye and said, "New house, new madam."
    Hilary laughed.
    Soon Chelsea and a friend came in and began admiring the bird.
    "New house, new whores," the parrot observed.
    At first they were offended, but when Hilary explained about the bird's history, Chelsea, too, more...

    Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impendingwinter. The rites begin at the Autumn Equinox and culminate on thefirst day of the New Year, with great festivals identified with bowlsof plenty. The festivals are associated with flowers such as roses;fruits such as oranges; farm crops such as cotton; and even sun-worshipand appeasement of great reptiles such as alligators.In these rites, the Egg of Life is symbolized by what is called"The Oval", an inflated bladder covered with hog skin. The conventionof "The Oval" is repeated in the architectural oval-shaped design ofthe vast outdoor churches in which the services are held every sabbathin every town and city. Also every Sunday in the greater centers ofpopulation where an advanced priesthood performs. These enormouschurches dominate every college campus; no other edifice compares insize with them, and more...

    There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up withred, green,& yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at, eh? Didn't you doanything strange when you were a teenager?" "Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.

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