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Cole's Law: thinly sliced cabbage.

Natalie Cole, in response to Amy Winehouse's multiple Grammy win, said that Ms. Winehouse shouldn't have won due to her recent struggle with drugs. "...you don't get to just do your drugs and go onstage and get rewarded." If the Grammy voters based their vote on what Ms. Cole’s logic and only gave awards to musicians who never did drugs, Pat Boone would have swept every category from 1955… and that ain’t right.

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Cole!
Cole who?
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Old King Cole!
Old King Cole who?
Old King Cole, so turn the heat up!