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What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common?
When you plug them in, they both suck.

The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife.
The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out.
“Well, ” the man began, “I did what you said, and after I finished, I asked her
if she would buy the vacuum cleaner from me. She said ‘Yes. ’ Then I asked her ‘Why? ’ She replied, ‘Because I love you. ’”

Yo Mama is like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet!

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees. Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this machine doesn't remove all the dust completely, I'll lick it off myself." "Do you want ketchup on it?" she says, "we're not connected for electricity yet!"

The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well," the man began, "I did what you said, and after I finished, I asked her if she would buy the vacuum cleaner from me. She said' Yes.' Then I asked her' why? ' She replied,' Because I love you'."

A Door-To-Door Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Goes To The First House In His New Territory And Knocks At The Door. A Tough Looking
Lady Opens The Door. Before She Can Say Anything, He Runs Inside And Dumps Cow Dung All Over The Carpet. Salesman: “Lady, If
The Vacuum Cleaner Doesn’t Do Wonders Cleaning This Up, i’ll Eat Every Chunk Of It. ” She Turns To Him With A Smile And
Politely Says, “Would You Like It With Ketchup? ” Salesman: “Why Do You Ask? ” Lady: ”We Just Moved In And We Haven’t Got The
Electricity Connection As Yet. ”