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    Plug it in

    Hot 6 years ago

    There was a man watching T.V. & he saw 3 commercials The first one said Yes! Yes! Yes! The second one said Forks & Knives! Forks & Knives! And the third one said Plug it in, Plug it in. Next the cops came and asked him if he had seen a girl that had been killed and if he killed her and, he said Yes! Yes! Yes! The cops asked him what he had killed her with and he said forks and knives! Forks and Knives! And the cops said that's it your'e getting the electric chair. And the guy said plug it in, plug it in.

    Tech Support (Classic)

    Hot 5 years ago

    "Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?"
    "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
    "What sort of trouble?"
    "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
    "Went away?"
    "They disappeared."
    "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
    "Nothing."
    "Nothing?"
    "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
    "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
    "How do I tell?"
    [Uh-oh. Well, let's give it a try anyway.]
    "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
    "What's a sea-prompt?"
    [Uh-huh, thought so. Let's try a different tack.]
    "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
    "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
    [Ah-at least s/he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware more...

    "Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?"
    "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
    "What sort of trouble?"
    "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
    "Went away?"
    "They disappeared."
    "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
    "Nothing."
    "Nothing?"
    "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
    "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
    "How do I tell?"
    [Uh-oh. Well, let's give it a try anyway.] "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
    "What's a sea-prompt?"
    [Uh-huh, thought so. Let's try a different tack.] "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
    "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
    [Ah-at least s/he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware problem. I more...

    "Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
    "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
    "Went away?" "They disappeared."
    "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing."
    "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
    "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?"
    [Uh-oh. Well, let's give it a try anyway.] "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?"
    [Uh-huh, thought so. Let's try a different tack.] "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
    [Ah-at least s/he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware problem. I wonder if s/he's kicked out more...

    A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
    "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle? If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
    His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

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