Choosen Jokes

there were three thieves who used to hang together going out on rampages through the surbubs of harare, one of the thieves decided to become a christian, joining the Mpostori church, this pissed the other two off, as john used to wake up early in the morning and start praying. As they walked through the streets John would pray loud shouting mwari baba ndokumbira what ever he needed. This would wake the people in their houses stopping the thieves from being able to go into the houses. One day his two friends decided among themselves to fix john up, they decided that as john woke at 3am to start praying one of them would get on the roof of the house and talk to john.
John true to form woke that morning at 3 and started his daily ritual on top of his bedroom roof was his friend john was praying extra hard and extra loud so his friend shouted JOHNNIE Ndati Johniie mwana wangu so john said yes baba, his friend said pamusha pano pane mavenge john said baba murikuda ndi ite sei ko enda more...