Caddy Jokes / Recent Jokes
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, more...
Two men walk up to a relatively long par three. The golfer says to his caddy, "Looks like a 4-wood and a putter" The caddy hands him the 4-wood and he tops it about five feet in front of him. The caddy immediately hands him his putter and responds, "It looks like you got one hell of a putt left!"
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying
the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly
all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the
fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day,
I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." The caddy looks back
at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."
List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:
#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
#8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
#4 Golfer: "How do you like my more...
there was once a golfer and his caddy. The golfer and the caddy went to a night club. That
night the caddy went home with a japanese girl.
So they went into his apartment and made love for hours on end. while they were doing it the
girl started shouting out "YAKAMOUDO!"
The next day the caddy and the golfer went out golfing and there were lots of japanese tourists
there. Then the golfer got a hole in one and the
tourists yelled out "YAKAMOUDO!" The caddy said to the golfer that must mean very good. Then the golfer said actually it means wrong hole.