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THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:
10. Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We more...

Last 10 things the other sex would ever say
10)
Women: Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Men: I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9)
Women: Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
Men: While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8)
Women: I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Men: I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7)
Women: Hey, get a whiff of that one.
Men: Her tits are just too big.
6)
Women: Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
Men: Sometimes I just want to be held.
5)
Women: This diamond is way too big.
Men: That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4)
Women: I won't even put my lips on that things unless I get to swallow
Men: Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3)
Women: Wow, it really is 12 inches!
Men: We haven't been to the mall for ages, more...