Bridal Jokes

We'd like a room, please, the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning.""Congratulations," the desk clerk said, "how about the bridal?""No thanks, just a room. I'll hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it."

"We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning." "Congratulations," the desk clerk said, "how about the bridal?" "No thanks, just a room. I'll hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it."

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are
all excited about their decision to get married. They go
for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
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Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the
owner?"
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The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
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Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
medication?"
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Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
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Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
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Pharmacist: "All kinds."
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Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
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Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
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Pharmacist: "Of course."
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Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,
jaundice?"
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Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
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Jacob: more...

At a bridal shower, each guest was asked to introduce herself and tell everyone how she met Amber, the bride-to-be.
"I met Amber while dating her brother Ron," the first young woman said. The second person gave the same answer. The third said she was Ron's current girlfriend.
An older woman was next. "It's nice to meet all of you ladies," she announced with a grin. "But I think I'd really rather meet Ron."

At a bridal shower, each guest was asked to introduce herself and tell everyone how she met Amber, the bride-to-be. "I met Amber while dating her brother Ron," the first young woman said. The second person gave the same answer. The third said she was Ron's current girlfriend. An older woman was next. "It's nice to meet all of you ladies," she announced with a grin. "But I think I'd really rather meet Ron."