Blender Jokes

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    Q: What goes around at 150mph and is red and green?
    A: A frog in a blender.

    She has an electric blender, electric toaster, electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So what did I do? Bought her an electric chair.

    Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
    A: To see the expression on its face.

    A guy walks into the Microsoft Shop.
    Guy: I'd like a cheesecake, please.
    Receptionist: Sure.
    The receptionist hands him a block of cheese.
    Guy: Umm... This is just the cheese. Where's the cake?
    Rec: You have to purchase that seperately.
    Guy: What the -? What kind of product are you trying to sell me? Oh well.
    Rec: Good. I knew you'd understand.
    The Rec hands him the cake.
    Guy: So... What do I do with the cheese and the cake?
    Rec: You blend it.
    Guy: With what?
    The Rec hands him a blender.
    The guy puts the cheese and the cake into the blender and blends it.
    Guy: Now I have a bunch of liquid. What do I do with it?
    Rec: Oh - you retard, you're supposed to exchange the cake for the batter first.
    Guy: For the sake of Pete, what the -? Fine. Let's start over. So I get the cheese and I get the cake. Then I exchange the cake for the batter, right?
    Rec: Yep.
    The guy blends it.
    Guy: Right... I'm still stuck with a load more...

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