Billy-bob Jokes / Recent Jokes
Bubba pulled the car over to the side of the road and showed Billy-Bob where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Bubba recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Billy-Bob.
"Yes. It was great until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaaaa."
it is 10: 00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its 11: 00 at the police station... billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button. billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!!: >
it is 10: 00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >
. .. now its 11: 00 at the police station...
billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >
. .. now its midnight... and the power goes out...!!
billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >
wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button.
billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!!: >
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual evening soaking in the tub by candlelight.When they were finished, Billy-Bob decided he couldn't let all thatexpensive champagne go to waste, so he carefully poured it back into theempty bottles. However, when he was finished, he found he had nearly a half-bottle too much.He screamed to his wife, "Linda-Sue, you NASTY BITCH, you DIDN'T?!?"
It's 10:00 at the police station. The only officers working that night are Billy-Bob and Billy-Joe. And the power goes out and stays out all night. But this doesn't bother them.
Billy-Bob: Billy-Joe can I stick my finger in you'r belly-button?
Billy-Joe: Sure Billy-Bob.
A few hours later...
Billy-Bob: Billy-Joe can I stick my finger in you'r belly-button?
Billy-Joe: Sure Billy-Bob.
It's midnight...
Billy-Bob: Billy-Joe can I stick my finger in you'r belly-button?
Billy-Joe: Sure Billy-Bob.
Billy-Joe: Billy-Bob that's not my belly-button...
Billy-Bob: I know... and that's not my finger.
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>...now its 11:00 at the police station...billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button.billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger! :>