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Question: What's the penalty for bigamy? Answer: Two mothers-in-law

Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The following statements were proven as completely true by a panel of distinguished men (who were immediately clubbed to death by their wives).
Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers will go away.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q: How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t... there is a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?
A: Because women more...