Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, pretty, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation she noticed his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said,' Mr. Smith, do you know your barracks door is open?'
He didn't immediately understand her remark but later on he glanced down and saw his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new secretary. He called her in and asked,' By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did notice the soldier standing at attention?'
' Why, no Mr. Smith,' she replied sweetly,' all I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags.'
Mr. Reiss got himself a new secretary. Maggie was young, sweet and
One day while taking dictation, Maggie noticed his fly was open and, on
leaving the room, she said "Oh, Mr Reiss, did you know that your
barracks door is open?"
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look
down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with
his new secretary. Calling her in, he asked "By the way, Miss Bolt, when
you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you see a soldier standing
She was quite witty. "Why, no, Mr. Reiss" she replied. "All I saw was a
disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags."
A Foreign Legion Captain had just been transferred to a remote desert outpost. During his orientation tour, he noticed a camel tied behind the barracks.
"Why is there a camel tied to the barracks," he asked the Sergeant who was giving him the tour.
"Well, sir," the Sergeant explained, "the men tend to get lonely sometimes since there are no women here, so we have the camel."
"Well, I suppose if it's for the men, it's all right with me," said the Captain.
A couple of months later, the Captain found he was feeling very lonely himself, so he yelled out to the Sergeant, "Bring the camel to my tent!"
The Sergeant led the camel into the Captain's tent and left. A while later, the Captain emerged, zipping up his pants and smiling.
"So, Sergeant, is that how the other men do it?" he asked.
"No, sir," the Sergeant replied, "they usually just use the camel to ride into town!"
A man walked over to a saleswoman to make a purchase.The woman realised the man had the flap of his pants open. She coined up a euphimism and told the man to close his barracks. The man was astounded and looked puzzled without knowing what was wrong until another man told him of his open flaps. He then zipped up, ran back to the saleswoman and asked, when you looked into the barracks, did you notice any soldiers standing on attention? The woman replied, no, I only saw an old drooping soldier worn out by many years of war with two worn out canon balls, one at each of his sides.
A man walks into a supermarket with his fly down.A cashier sees him and says"sir your barracks door is wide open" Well the man had no idea what she was talking about and continued to shop.
Soon after a man walked up to him and says "hey buddy, your fly is down", so he proceeded to zip up his fly and then it dawned on him that the woman had been referring to his pants zipper.Well, he thought to himself, I think I'll have a little fun with that lady, so he finished shopping and went up up her register.
When it was his turn he said to her "hey lady" "when you saw my barracks door was open, did you see a soldier standing at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and then replied "um...No, All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags."