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    A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice.
    "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"
    The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her."
    "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
    Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when more...

    A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused to let him have a turn, considering that his inebriated state would endanger the public. But the drunk insisted and was given a gun.

    He aimed unsteadily in the general direction of the target and after trying to focus, pulled the trigger three times. The booth owner, on inspecting the target, was astonished to see that he had scored three bullseyes. The star prize for the evening was a large set of glassware, but the showman was certain that the drunk wasn't aware of what he had done, and gave him instead a consolation prize, a turtle.

    The drunk wandered off into the crowd. An hour or so later he came back, even more drunk than before. Once again the showman demurred, but once again the drunk insisted, and once more scored three bullseyes and was given another turtle.

    Eventually the drunk rolled more...

    A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride.
    His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle.
    Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice.
    "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"
    The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her."
    "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
    Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front more...

    A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride.
    His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle.
    Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice.
    "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"
    The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her."
    "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
    Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front more...

    A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride.His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle.Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice."Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her.""Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived more...

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