Addressing Jokes / Recent Jokes

A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system -"Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee".He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again.The Voice again - "Will the Man on the Red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the White Tees?!"He looked back at the starters shack and yelled,"Will the IDIOT on the p.a. shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot"!

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea." The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p. a. system -"Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee". He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again. The Voice again - "Will the Man on the Red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the White Tees?!"He looked back at the starters shack and yelled,"Will the IDIOT on the p. a. shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot"!

A women`s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?"
She paused a moment and looked around the room. "I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?"
From the back of the room came a voice, "He`d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries."