Accelerates Jokes

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    The group shared their favorites. Windows that crack or melt into a
    slag heap. The MacIntosh IBM DOS emulator that, when fired up,
    begins to put up a zippy MacIntosh screen, stops halfway down the
    screen to declare, "Oops? Sorry. You wanted 1950s technology." It
    then goes into command line mode. The supposed unused ROM hook in
    the Mac that would have caused a monkey to dance across the screen
    ONCE upon the 7698th (or whatever) boot of the machine. Insects
    crawling around the screen.
    As you read this, project programmers in ski-masks are already coding
    up:
    ELUSIVE MENU: When the mouse cursor enters such menus, the menus
    dodge away while insulting the user with appropriate language and
    gestures. Somebody informed us this is just like the Mac Bomb
    program.
    CRASHING WINDOWS: You begin to move a window. Suddenly it
    accelerates out of your control up toward the corner of the screen.
    When it reaches the corner, it more...

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