BantaSingh's Jokes
A Punjabi Bibi (wife) goes on Vacation to Goa. There she meets a Big Black
Dravidian Man from Malabar. Overawed by his musculature, she invites him to
her bed that night. By the next morning the Aryan wife has had the best sex of
her entire life. Impressed, she asks him his name. But he refuses to tell.
So she has intercourse with him every night without knowing his name. Finally,
after her 7th & last night, she insists he tell her so she can remember forever.
So he ultimately reveals it. 'Panikkatti,' he says.
'That's a nice name!' she replies. 'What does it mean in Malabari languages, I
mean Malayalam, Tulu or Niligiri?'
He hesitates but then explains, 'It means Snow.'
At this the Punjaban bursts into laughter. The Malabari becomes angry and
asks, 'Why are you laughing at me?'
The Bibi replies, 'I'm not laughing at you, but at my Punjabi Shohar
(husband). He'll never believe me when I tell him I had One Foot of more...
A voluptuous Punjabi Lady in tight Shalwar Kameez walks into a Medical Store.
Punjaban: Do you sell Dalit Panther Condoms?
Chemist: Yes - here's a packet!
Punjaban: Oh! I was just asking - I don't actually want any!
Chemist: Why not?
Punjaban: They're much too big for my husband, so he only uses Punjabi Panther Condoms!
Chemist: Then why were you asking for DALIT Panther Condoms?
Punjaban: I just want to wait here till I find a man who does buy them!!!
A beautiful Punjaban is being briskly shafted by a Big Black Dravidian Soldier from the Madras Regiment. After several hours of enjoying this rough Intercaste Sex. the woman senses that her partner is nearing his climax.
"Chalo, yaar! (Come on, lover!)" she shouts. "Shove that 12-inch Telingana Black Snake all the way in and pump me full of your sperm! Give me your bacha (child)!"
Surprised at this request, the Madrasi stops and asks, "But what will your husband say when he sees you've had a mixed-caste child?"
"Oh! I'm sure he'll love it!" she replies confidently. "He's always liked the Zebras at the zoo!"
A Madrasan, a Bengalan and a Punjaban are walking through the gardens of their Town Club. Suddenly, they come across a naked man lying on the grass and relaxing in the Sun, his face covered by a hat.
Madrasan: That Nanguddin (naked man) is not my husband!
Bengalan: You're right - that Nanguddin is not your husband!
Punjaban: In fact, that Nanguddin is nobody from our town!
Punjaban: I've been raped!
Doctor (looks): Yes, I can see! Who was it?
Punjaban: It was a sipahi (soldier) from the Punjab Regiment!
Doctor (studies closely): Strange, your Vagina is 4 inches wide, but the
average Punjabi Penis is only 1 inch thick!
Punjaban: Yes - after him came another sipahi from the MADRAS REGIMENT!
Punjabi Shaab-e-Aroosi (Wedding Night) :-
Punjabi Munda: Oye, Soni Kuri (Golden Girl)! Am I the first?
Punjabi Kudi: Why do all you Mundas (boys) ask the same question?
Q: Why do Punjabans have such Big Bhangra Boobs?
A: Because Punjabi men have big mouths!