"Fresher Punjaban Tawaifs" joke
Q: When do fresher Punjaban Tawaifs (prostitutes) become angry?
A: When they discover the other girls get paid!
Tax Time
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your more...
Your momma is so fat when it's raining and she wears a yellow "
raining cloth"
people say: Taxi!!!
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"
The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit more...
Your moma is like a brick dirty on both sides and laid by mexicans.
A traveling salesman, in the middle of his two-week stint on the road, walks into a whore house. The salesman whips out $300.00 and hands it to the Madam of the house.
"Give me the WORST lay you have here." he says.
The Madam, looking confused, says, "But more...