Vagina Jokes

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    You need an operation!

    Hot 3 months ago

    A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."
    The doctor examines her vagina, and then says, "There's something terribly wrong. You need an operation." She asks, "On my vagina?"
    He says, "No. On your nose!"

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    Hot 6 months ago

    A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zooms straight up the woman's love tunnel.
    'Oh God!' she screams. 'Help me! There's a bee up my vagina and it's buzzing around in there (albeit rather pleasurably)!'
    'Let's go says her mate, I'll rush you straight to hospital!'
    On arrival at the emergency room the agitated couple are ushered into a curtained-off area by a male doctor.
    'What seems to be the problem?' he asks.
    'I've got a frigging bee up my vagina' screams the woman. 'Get it out!'
    'I see,' says the doctor.'Well, there's only one way to extract this bee. I'm going to have to spread honey on my nob and entice it out.'
    The doctor gets out his old fella and dunks it in a jar of honey he just happens to have with him. He then mounts the woman and penetrates her with his sticky sweet love stick.
    'Just an inch or two should do it,' he says.
    After a few seconds he slides it in a bit further. more...

    Pass the mayonase

    Hot 1 year ago

    A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

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    Hot 1 year ago

    A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zooms straight up the woman's love tunnel. 'Oh God!' she screams. 'Help me! There's a bee up my vagina and it's buzzing around in there (albeit rather pleasurably)!' 'Let's go says her mate, I'll rush you straight to hospital!' On arrival at the emergency room the agitated couple are ushered into a curtained-off area by a male doctor.'What seems to be the problem?' he asks. 'I've got a frigging bee up my vagina' screams the woman. 'Get it out!' 'I see,' says the doctor.'Well, there's only one way to extract this bee. I'm going to have to spread honey on my nob and entice it out.' The doctor gets out his old fella and dunks it in a jar of honey he just happens to have with him. He then mounts the woman and penetrates her with his sticky sweet love stick. 'Just an inch or two should do it,' he says.After a few seconds he slides it in a bit further. After another few seconds he says 'Hmmm, more...

    If men had a vagina.

    Hot 1 year ago

    10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
    9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
    8. See if they could finally do splits.
    7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
    6. Cross their legs without rearranging.
    5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing time.
    4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
    3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
    2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
    and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina .
    1. Finally find that damned G-spot.!!!

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