"What did Santa Claus's wife say " joke
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??
A: "Why the hell are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!"
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Santa: I was running in a hall way.
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
A smart blonde, a blonde, and a Santa Clause jumped off a bridge at the same time. which one hit the ground first?
The blonde! The other two don't exist!