"Titanic Disaster" joke
One day, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Burmese were sailing on a ship in a sea. Suddenly, their boat was stopped by the guardian of the sea. And he told them if they want to continue their journey, they will have to decide which one of them must sacrifice his life by diving and drowning into the sea until his dead. Left with no choice the Captain suggested, "Ok, I will ask you some questions about the history of Titanic. Those who can answer the questions correctly will survive." The Captain asked, "When did Titanic sink in the Atlantic?". "Well, it was Sunday, 14th of April, 1912." the Chinese guy quickly answered. "Well done, now how many passengers were on board and how many lost during the disaster?". "2, 207 were on board and 1, 502 lives were lost." the Japanese guy answered after thinking for a while. "Well done," The Captain said, "now you Burmese guy tell me the names of those passengers who died during the disaster.".
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