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    Disaster in Hull
    An Appeal for Your Help
    A major earthquake measuring 5. 2 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Epicentre: Hull, England.
    News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35, 000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fookinhell" and "choffin-norah".
    The earthquake decimated the town, causing £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearic Isles and the Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed.
    Many locals were woken up well before their Giro arrived. Radio Hull reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Hull.
    One resident of Bransholme, 15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said: "It was such a shock, my little more...

    Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.
    Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

    Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

    There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local watering hole. The bar was empty except for one lonely soul at the other end of the bar.
    "Hey bartender" said the Engineer, "I'll have a beer and pour another one for my friend down at the end there."
    The bartender responded, "I'm sorry sir but that guy's a communist and we don't serve his kind around here."
    "Well, you'd better because if it weren't for that guy, I wouldn't be here. You remember that mine that caved in, well I was in that mine and so was that guy. When the last of us were escaping, he held the roof of the mine up with his head! So get him a beer and if you don't believe me, look at the top of his head and you'll see that it's flat from holding the roof up."
    The bartender skeptically served the communist his beer and then came back to talk to the Engineer: "I saw the flat more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Disaster!
    Disaster who?
    Disaster be my lucky day!

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