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    Disaster in Hull
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    A major earthquake measuring 5. 2 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Epicentre: Hull, England.
    News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35, 000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fookinhell" and "choffin-norah".
    The earthquake decimated the town, causing £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearic Isles and the Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed.
    Many locals were woken up well before their Giro arrived. Radio Hull reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Hull.
    One resident of Bransholme, 15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said: "It was such a shock, my little more...

    NEWS ITEM: Polish air disaster
    Poland's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna 152
    plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland.
    Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 326 bodies so far and expect
    that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

    Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

    First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but remember
    it's just a joke!
    Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater
    Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in
    central Poland.
    Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far
    and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the
    evening.

    First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit's just a joke! Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon incentral Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so farand expect that number to climb as digging continues into theevening.

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