"The Wind" joke

High Above Fifth Ave. and 34th Street
Two men were drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One
turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you
jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor,
the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the
building and back into the window."
The bartender overhears this and just shakes his head in disapproval while
wiping down the bar.
The second man says, "What, are you a nut? There is no way in hell that
could happen!"
The first man says, "No, it's true. Let me prove it to you." He gets up from
the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the street below.
When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building
and back into the 10th floor window where he takes the elevator back up to
the bar.
The second man says, "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must
have been a one-time fluke."
The first man says, "No, it isn't. I'll prove it again!" And again he jumps
and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him
around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow
drinker to try it.
The second man says, "Well, what the hell, it works, I'll try it." He jumps
over the balcony, plunges downward,
and passes the 14th..13th...12th..11th...
10th...
9th...
8th...
7th...
6th...
5th...
4th...
3rd...
2nd...
1st...
And hits the sidewalk with a splat!!
Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says,"You Know,
Superman. you're a real asshole when you get drunk.

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