"Sure its a needle but it moves like" joke

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Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

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