"Some Claim That Heaven..." joke

Some claim that heaven is not biased. This story comes, then, as counter-point to that notion.

An airplane from a Global Airlines crashed. There were no survivors. The souls of the departed lined up at the gates of heaven, as they sat from the back of the plane to the front. Each had to correctly answer one question to be admitted.

Early in the line came an elementary school teacher. "What airline where you flying?" "Global," she replied, and went in.

Later, an unemployed hipster approached. "What was the flight number?" "117?" he stated tentatively. "Correct," came the response, and he was admitted.

As the line approached the end, two passengers came up one after another, the owner of a plumbing business and a lawyer. The entire time the line proceeded, the plumber had been extremely obnoxious with the other passengers, making rude guestures, telling sexist and racist jokes, and generally acting horribly to everyone. As he approached for his question, a tricker question, "Alright, smart guy, how many passengers were on the plane?"

The plumber went pale, then forwarded a guess, "228?"

"Hmm," returned a reluctant voice. "Somehow you got it right. Enter." And he did. Finally, the lawyer approached for his question.

"Name them."

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