"Potato Potato" joke
There were three men. An English man Irish man and a Maori man. These three men were running away from the police. They all ran into a resturant were there was a sack of cats, a sack of dogs and a sack of Potatoes. The English man jumped into the sack of cats, The Irish man jumped into the sack of dogs, and the Maori man jumped into the sack of Potatoes. The police went into the resturant and kick the sack of cats. The english man replied Meow so they went to the sack of dogs. They kicked the sack of dogs and the Irish man replied Woof Woof. So they went to the sack of potatoes and kicked it. So the Maori replied POTATO POTATO!!!
This actually happened at Harvard University in October of this year
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