"OR DIE" joke

Banto's husband died after six months of marriage: The post-mortem report declared that he had died of eating poisoned mushrooms.
Some months later Banto got married again. Alas! A few months later the second husband died too.
The post-mortem report declared that he had died of eating poisoned mushrooms.
Poor Banto! She had to get married again.
After almost a year the third husband died!
He died of head injuries, because he refused to eat poisoned mushrooms.

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