Banto Jokes

Banto's husband died after six months of marriage: The post-mortem report declared that he had died of eating poisoned mushrooms.
Some months later Banto got married again. Alas! A few months later the second husband died too.
The post-mortem report declared that he had died of eating poisoned mushrooms.
Poor Banto! She had to get married again.
After almost a year the third husband died!
He died of head injuries, because he refused to eat poisoned mushrooms.

At a party Banto complained to her husband,' Sardarji, that man over there has been staring at me for the last ten minutes.'
Replied Banto's husband,' Not to worry; he deals in antiques.'