"Lenny Hates... Election Day" joke
I don’t vote. There, I said it. I don’t know the issues. I don’t really understand the definition of Republican or Democrat. I do know that if I look up the word "oxymoron" I’ll see “honest politician.”
I don’t ever get to affect my life by voting. Where’s the vote on lower rent? Where’s the vote on the subway fare decrease? Can we get a politician to give us an audit to the penny as to where all of the money goes from subway fares? How does that money not pay for everything? When do I get to vote on checking the green cards of taxi drivers? Is there a vote on parade and street fair elimination? Is anyone working on more stringent laws against homeless people sleeping or begging or (god forbid) singing on the subway? Can we vote to give Isaiah Thomas and the Knicks the death penalty?
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