"I'm so ugly" joke
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!