"I'm so ugly" joke
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your more...
A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet