"I'm so ugly" joke

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I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Carving a canoe isn't that hard. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About more...

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