"I'm so ugly" joke
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is more...
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.