"I'm so ugly" joke
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Why did the Jews' house get destroyed by termites ?
They did not call the exterminators!
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud' hiss-pop' noise.' The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,' explains the guide.' more...
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
John Kallam graduated with a BA in criminology and entered the US Army. He served for 20 years beginning in the late 1930s. He was an investigator during the Nuremberg trials of Nazi war criminals and stayed in Germany for many years organizing civilian police forces in the more...