"I'm so ugly" joke

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I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

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