"I'm so ugly" joke

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I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

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