"I'm so ugly" joke

I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your more...

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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