"I'm so ugly" joke
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
My wife says I never listen... or something like that...