"I'm so ugly" joke
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I
will grant you one wish, anything that you want."
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.