"I'm so ugly" joke

I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

I would have e-mailed you sooner, but my cat ate my mouse.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your more...

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