"I'm so ugly" joke

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I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Fight crime: Shoot back!

College is like a woman
You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.

Thank God I'm an atheist.

A gentleman is a patient wolf.

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No."
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh more...

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