"I'm so ugly" joke
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!