"I'm so ugly" joke

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I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

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