"I'm so ugly" joke
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
3 girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."
"Which is...?", they replied in more...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, more...
You know you're ghetto when you carry food stamps in a money clip!