"How Much?" joke

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk does the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blond sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he goes into the lobby. After a minute he comes back with the girl on his arm.

"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room for the night."

The next morning, he goes to the front desk to settle the bill, and finds the amount to be over three thousand dollars. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk, "I've only been here one night!"

"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."

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