"His First Drink" joke
A man is at the hospital, waiting for his wife to give birth. After a while, the doctor comes out and informs the man that it's a boy, but his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The boy is just a head! The man is so excited, he doesn't care what people think. He loves his son and does everything to make him normal, takes him to his first game, etc.
When the son turns 21, old enough for his first drink, his father takes him to a bar and orders him a drink. With his father's help, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Suddenly, a torso pops out.
Shocked and excited, the father orders another drink for his son. As all the bar patrons watch in disbelief, out pop two arms. Even more excited, the father orders another drink for his son. The boy reaches out with his new hands, grabs the drink and guzzles it down. Out pop two legs. Everyone begins to cheer and celebrate.
Feeling a little tipsy, the boy stands up to try out his new legs. He stumbles left and right, right through the front door and out into the street where he is struck by a car and killed.
A silence comes over the bar. The bartender shakes his head and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head!"
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