"God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say ..." joke

God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say please.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.

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