"Famous beer quotes" joke
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. –Ernest Hemmingway He was a wise man who invented beer. – Plato Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. –Catherine Zandonella If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. –David Daye When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. –Henny Youngman Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin Franklin Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. –Dave Barry The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. –Humphrey Bogart People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. –Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. –Dave Barry I drink to make other people interesting. –George Jean Nathan They who drink beer will think beer. –Washington Irving An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. –For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemingway You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. –Dean Martin
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