"Elephant Riddles Seven" joke

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team. Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big' E' on her pajama jacket pocket. Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools? A: Because they might let down their trunks. Q. Why do elephants have four feet? A. Because lady elephants have big twats. Q: What do elephants use for tampons? A: Sheep. Q: What do elephants use for condoms? A: Snakes. Q: What do elephants use for vibrators? A: Epileptic pigmies. Q: Why do elephants have long trunks? A:' Cos sheep don't have strings. Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period? A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing. Q: What is an elephant's sex organ? A: His foot... If he steps on you you're FUCKED! Q: What do you call any elephant who is an expert on skin disorders? A: A pachydermatologist. Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker? A: A two-ton pickup. Q: What did the female elephant say during sex? A: "Can I be on top this time?" Q: What did the elephant say to the nude man? A: Cute, but can you breathe through it?

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