"Chuck Norris kick" joke

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Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick your ass in the head!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says more...

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you more...

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