"Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a bric..." joke
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic". Some have come to light due to the success of movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic"was carrying 12,000 jars more...