"Arsonist targets 1990s Ford Escorts" joke

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Police in southern Oregon are searching for an arsonist accused of setting fire to early 1990s Ford Escorts.
He reportedly set the cars on fire by driving them.

A trucker driving along on the freeway notices a road sign in the distance that reads' Low Bridge Ahead.'Sure enough, the trucker gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.Finally, a police officer arrives at the scene. The cop gets out of his cruiser and walks more...

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