"Arsonist targets 1990s Ford Escorts" joke

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Police in southern Oregon are searching for an arsonist accused of setting fire to early 1990s Ford Escorts.
He reportedly set the cars on fire by driving them.

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Banana.
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Banana.
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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
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Howie gonna figure this out?

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen.
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