"Amdon passes exam" joke
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
AMDA: "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
AMDA: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
AMDA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: AMDON!
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TEACHER: AMDON, how do you spell "crocodile"?
AMDA: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
AMDA: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
AMDA: I is...
TEACHER: No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
AMDA: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
AMDA: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
AMDA: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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AMDA: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
AMDA: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
AMDA: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair
just like that at home.
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TEACHER: Now, AMDON, tell me frankly do you say prayers
before eating?
AMDA: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
AMDA: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
AMDA: A teacher
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