"African Missionary" joke

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Did you hear about the missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Four men went to play golf.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and more...

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

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