"A guy in an elevator" joke

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A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me."
She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce back-country tribe during the colonial times in the United States.
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Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
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Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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