"Mean/rude" joke

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear.
All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".
She more...

Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called, Sosumi.

There once lived three boys. They had really weird names. The first was named Nobody, the second was named Shut Up, and the third was named Manners.
One day, the boy named Nobody fell into the river. Shut Up and Manners went to the police station.
On the way to the more...

A blind man and his seeing eye dog are in the supermarket doing some shopping. Suddenly in the middle of an aisle, the man picks up his dog by the tail and starts swinging it around. A startled shop assistant rushes over and says to the man "What's the matter?" she more...

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