"A Truck Driver Used To Amuse Himself By Running" joke

A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he saw walking
down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the

road, he swerved to hit him and there would be a loud "THUMP". Then he

would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the truck driver was driving along the road he saw a priest

hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled the truck over.

"Where are you going, Father?" The truck driver asked.

"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road", replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck". The happy

priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down

the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road.

Instinctively he swerved to hit him. At the last moment he remembered there

was a priest in the truck with him, so he swerved back to the road and

narrowly missed the lawyer.

Certain he should've missed the lawyer, the truck driver was very surprised

and immediately uneasy when he heard a loud "THUMP". He felt really guilty

about his actions and so turned to the priest and said, "I'm really sorry

Father. I almost hit that lawyer". "That's okay", replied the priest.

"I got him with the door."