"A Reaction" joke
While the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when she started to wash her private area. She immediately notified the doctor who called the patient's husband, telling him to get to the hospital right away.
When the husband arrived, the doctor explained what had happened. "This may sound crazy," the doctor said, "but maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
Although skeptical, the husband agreed that it was worth a try and entered his wife's room. A few minutes later the husband came out of his wife's room and announced that her monitor had flat-lined and she was dead.
"What happened?" the doctor asked.
"I think she choked!" replied the husband.
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