"ANOTHER LONGHORN JOKE!!!" joke

: three men get on a ship-bob, joe, and steve.
bob has water with him.
joe has bread.
steve, the die hard longhorn fan, brings a car door complete with 56 longhorn bumper stickers. (apparently he didnt catch the bumper stciker part)
" why do you have water, bob?"joe asks.
" in case i get thirsty... why do you have bread?"bob answers.
" incase i get hungry,"joe says.
" steve, why do you have a car door?" they both ask.
" in case i get hot, i can roll the window down and cheer for my team!!"

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