Yeast Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150, 000, 000 YEASTS ARE KILLED. Come to the award-winning 1987 film, "The Very Small and Quiet Screams" -- a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked." A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't." +------------------------------------+ Evening showing in Johnson & Wales Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19 +------------------------------------+============================================================================ SPONSORED BY Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC) Student Bakers for Social Responsibility Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL) Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters============================================================================ Defend all life:' from greatest to least, from human to yeast!" This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.

There once was a girl who kept being followed by bread and pastry chefs wearing cooks hats.

She asked her girlfriend if she could tell her why the breadmakers were following her.

Her girlfriend told her you really need to do something about that yeast infection.

There once was a girl who kept being followed by bread and pastry chefs wearing cooks hats

She asked her girlfriend if she could tell her why the breadmakers were following her

Her girlfriend told her you really need to do something about that yeast infection.

Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS ARE KILLED. Come to the award-winning 1987 film, "The Very Small and Quiet Screams" - a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked."A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't." +
+ Evening showing in Johnson & Wales Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19 +
+============================================================================ SPONSORED BY Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC) Student Bakers for Social Responsibility Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL) Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters============================================================================ Defend all life: 'from greatest to least, from human to yeast!" This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.

Why did God give women yeast infections?

So they can know what its like to have to deal with an.
irritating cunt all day.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!