Infection Jokes

A man went to the doctor with a really bad infection. The doctor informed him he had Aids with just about every kind of infection there is to go along with it.
The patient asked the doc what they were going to do for him. The doc answered that he was going to put him on a diet.
"A diet! What kind of diet?" questioned the patient.
"Pizza & pancakes," answered the doc.
"Pizza and pancakes! Will that help?" queried the patient.
The doctor replied: "I don't know, but it's the only thing we know of that we can slide under the door to you."

In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a new
Pillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she
couldn't come to work this week because she had a yeast infection.

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.