Wouldnt Jokes

Why wouldnt anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it werent for my money, we wouldnt be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it werent for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldnt on a honeymoon, nor wouldthere be any "we" in the first place."

I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!