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    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB - $850/offer AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800 COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK - $2000 STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15 FREE PUPPIES: COCKER SPANIEL - SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG. SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL. FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME. FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50 NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED CALL CHUBBIE BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS" SHAKESPEARE'S more...

    A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?"
    "Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said.
    "Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically.
    "No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?"
    "Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.
    He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. "How much?" he asked.
    "Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered.
    "Is it stolen?" the guy asks.
    "No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"
    "Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.
    Next he found a top of the line more...

    A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?""Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said."Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically."No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?""Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. "How much?" he asked."Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered."Is it stolen?" the guy asks."No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?""Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How more...

    A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more - would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit. One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, 'Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?' Her husband snarled, 'What do I look like? The tidy-bowl man?' and sat down on the sofa.
    The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work. When her husband got home, she said, very nicely, 'Honey, the disposal won't work. Would you try to fix it for me?' Once again, he growled, 'What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?'
    The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, 'Honey, the washer isn't running. Would you check on it?' And again was met with a snarl, 'What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?'
    Finally, she had had more...

    The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful little dog.
    Free Puppies:1/2 Cocker Spaniel1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog
    Free Puppies:Part German ShepherdPart Stupid Dog
    German Shepherd - 85lbs.Neutered. Speaks German. Free!
    1 Man, 7 Women hot tub - $850/offer
    Amana Washer $100.Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
    Snow blower for sale.Only used on snowy days.
    2 Wire mesh butchering gloves:1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair $15.
    Tickle Me Elmo, Still in Box, Comes with its own1988 Mustang, 5L, AutoExcellent Condition, $6,800.
    83 Toyota Hunchback - $2,000
    Star Wars Job of the Hut - $15
    Soft & Genital Bath Tissuesor Facial Tischue - $.89
    Full-Sized Mattress20 Year WarrantyLike New! Slight urine smell.
    FREE 1 Can of Pork & BeansWith Purchase of 3 BR / 2 BTH Home
    Nordic Track $300Hardly used. Call Chubbie.
    Bill's Septic Cleaning"We Haul American Made more...

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